Glamping Review: Snow Hotel

Kirkenes, in northeastern Norway, is located roughly 250 miles north of the Arctic Circle, right next to Russia. If you lived here, you could likely see Russia from your house. Travelers to this pocket of northern Europe are typically guests of the Norwegian working cruise line Hurtigruten, which ports in Kirkenes before making the five-night trip back down to Bergen. Thus, this little town of approximately 3,500 people welcomes a lot of one-nighters, the ideal clientele for the local Snow Hotel.

Adjacent to one of the area’s Arctic fjords, the most recent incarnation of the Snow Hotel featured 20 snow suites, all of which were outfitted with relief sculpture along its walls. Sadly the Snow Hotel I saw has already melted and been absorbed by Norwegian soil. But back in February, the property was at its majestic peak, shiny and glowing in the middle of an icy landscape famed for its fresh crabs, dog sledding and the iconic Northern Lights.

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Traveling all the way up to Kirkenes is all about experiences. Thankfully the Snow Hotel leads the area with a variety of local activities. They’re an added cost, but well worth it.  You don’t come all the way up here just to sleep in a tricked out igloo. One of the most spectacular of what’s on offer has to be the king crab safari. From start to finish, it was an adventure. We took snowmobiles across frozen fjords until we reached a big hole in the ice where we fished out a massive trap filled with king crabs. The Snow Hotel staff pulled crabs out so that everyone can take turns holding them for pictures. Then they killed them. For a lot of us, it was an uncomfortable but necessary visual. We’re only taking the legs; the rest was tossed back into the fjord to fatten up the king crabs that dwell there.

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We ate the crabs in a wood lodge in the middle of nowhere. I couldn’t tell you where it was. It’s impossible to. Up there everything was white with ice or covered with snow. But I can say this: The crab was delicious, and I ate enough to sustain a small army. Maybe I overdid it, but I suspected that it’ll be a long time coming before I can get my hands on king crab legs that juicy, that fresh, that huge again. So when the staff passed our table with a platter full of just boiled crabs, I saw no reason to say no.

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During my stay in Kirkenes, eating my weight in crab legs was a personal highlight. But it could have just as easily have been snowmobiling at midnight in search of the Northern Lights (elusive as they were that evening) or dog sledding with the most adorable set of huskies. The kind of things you end up doing up there are unique enough that they’ll stay with you well beyond your trip. There were so many other guests who raved about what they’ve achieved with just a day to spend in Kirkenes.

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Every night at the Snow Hotel started with a tour of the facilities to acquaint each guest with what a night here would be like. We learned things like where the bathrooms and showers are, and how to use a military-grade sleeping bag. Everyone was invited to check out all the rooms (though you are assigned one ahead of time), which were decorated with wall sculptures. Some of them were whimsical (Snow White and her seven dwarves); while others were a bit less so, like a troll scene. The bed is a block of snow topped with fur and other sort of bedding for ultimate comfort. And for a door, there’s a curtain to allow for as much air circulation within the building.

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I decided earlier on that I won’t be sleeping at the Snow Hotel. I understand that it’s a one-of-a-kind experience, but I’ve never been interested in sleeping on ice. The staff guaranteed that as long as you do as you’re told regarding the sleeping bag and how to dress for the hotel, you won’t be cold, which was great a thing to know, but I wasn’t going to budge.  Everything I did on and with the property, I enjoyed. The on-site restaurant Gabba – with its chalet-chic-inspired decor and rustic-yet-elegant local cuisine – was fabulous. And there’s even a cozy lounge in the building attached to the snow hotel, where guests often spend the evening before heading to their private chambers. (Sometimes the staff will find guests sleeping there in the morning.) The Snow Hotel does a great job of creating programing around the accommodations to elevate your stay there. But I wasn’t convinced that I was going to be comfortable so I settled for doing everything else you could possible at the Snow Hotel, except sleep there.

Photo Credit Hilary Nangle/MaineTravelMaven

 

Glamping Review: C Lazy U Ranch – Granby, CO

When planning your next dream trip, what plays the biggest role in deciding where to go?  Is it your budget . . . time of year . . . activities . . . accommodations?  How about the number of vacation days you have left?  Well it just might be that the weather ends up being the biggest factor.

 To mark our 20th wedding anniversary, my wife and I booked a trip to Colorado this past September to take advantage of a shoulder season that (usually) features beautiful fall weather.  It turns out that two weeks before our scheduled flight, we sadly watched unrelenting torrential rains devastated the state. I was convinced we’d be forced to change our plans.

Fortunately, the massive flooding that forced the evacuation of several towns north of Denver didn’t impact our visit to the C Lazy U Ranch 100 miles to the west.  Unfortunately, we couldn’t say the same for our stay in Estes Park, where road closures made us detour over two hours to get there.  Thankfully, the golden foliage was out in full force and the temperatures managed to hover in the 60s/70s during the daytime.

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Like most “nature lovers”, our idea of the perfect romantic getaway includes plenty of outdoor recreation and accommodations that offer refinements that go well beyond the standard hotel room.  When planning for this particular occasion, the C Lazy U Ranch easily met this criteria.

There would be plenty of activities like fly fishing, tennis, trap shooting, archery, mountain biking, ropes courses, and of course, horseback riding to choose from.  Better yet, they were all available amidst an awe-inspiring, untamed landscape.

The ranch encompasses over 8,500 acres of lush meadows, Aspen lined mountain trails, and the Colorado River.  It’s one of the few remaining places where you can experience the traditions of the American West from the moment you arrive. Family, horsemanship and land preservation form the foundation of their mission: Honoring and preserving the traditions of the Great American West.

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Ultimately, we chose the C Lazy U Ranch for the opportunity to try some “glamping”.  After all, how better to experience this special part of the country than with an overnight campout?

After a savory gourmet dinner at The Lodge, we hung around the fire pit with some guests we had just met from California and Canada.  As the drinks wound down, a ranch hand escorted us in a motorized golf cart to the outpost where our tent was all set up and waiting for us.  Inside, we found a king size bed and a pair of twins.  Since this was one of the rare times we weren’t traveling with the kids, there’d be no need for the extra sleeping arrangements, other than to prop up our suitcases.

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Besides four solid walls, indoor plumbing, and a reliable climate control system, we pretty much enjoyed the same amenities found in the cabins back at the ranch.  The rustic ambience included oil lamps, all-wooden furniture, and to our great delight, our very own S’mores kit!

With temperatures dropping down into the lower 40s, starting a fire in our own fire pit was appealing for more than just the S’mores.  After warming up and successfully sandwiching roasted marshmallows between two pieces of graham cracker and some Hershey’s chocolate, it was time to get cozy.

Although my wife and I love the whole camping experience, sleeping with only a thin layer of canvas between you and the great outdoors does present its challenges when it comes to getting a good night’s rest.  Even though the late night silence was often broken by howling coyotes and bugling elk, I didn’t mind the interrupted slumber.  Waking up to a glorious sunrise glistening through the morning mist made the restless night more than worth it.

After returning to the ranch, our daily activities revolved mainly around two central locations:  The Barn, originally built in 1925 and now houses the supplies for over 180 horses, and The Patio House, where we enjoyed lunch and dinner cook-outs, lounged by the pool, and soaked in the hot tub (the kids, if they were with us, would likely have ditched us for its game room).

If the Patio House was the center for all the casual activities, The Five Spur Spa is where we got centered.  In the spirit of glamping and getting more in-touch with our natural surroundings, two of the massage tents are suspended over the river and have glass floors, so you can contemplate the movement of the water during a massage.

And unlike many other dude ranches out west, the onset of freezing temperatures and snow doesn’t close things down at C Lazy U.  Snowcat skiing, ice skating, snowshoeing, cross-country skiing, sledding & snowtubing, snowmobiling, and even horseback riding (both indoors and out) offer enough to keep you active.

Winter Glamping at Dunton Hot Springs

Photo and Article By Katie Arnold

When you go camping at a luxury wilderness retreat in Colorado’s San Juan Mountains, the list of what you don’t need to bring is longer than what you do: No tent, no food, no sleeping bags, no pads, no box wine, no camp chairs, no stove, no fire ring, no kitchen gear.

And no computer.

Colorado’s Dunton Hot Springs is 22 miles off the main highway, in a narrow valley along the West Fork of the Dolores River. The first nine of these miles are paved, and then the road turns to dirt. It was almost dark when we turned on to Forest Road 535, and the road was wide and nearly snow-free; here and there through the ponderosa forest, cabin windows glowed cozily in the night. Then the asphalt ended and we were sliding through a thin layer of soft, sloppy snow as the road climbed higher. There were hardly any lights, only the huge white face of the full moon peeking through the clouds. Just as I was wondering if we’d missed a turn and picturing the road coming to an abrupt, screeching end—Chevy Chase’s Vacation-style—we rounded a bend and saw the orange glow of a small town spread out in the valley below.

Like everything at Dunton, arrival is an understated affair. You ring a buzzer at the metal gate and a man name Eric instructs you to pull in and watch for a sign to park on the left. The sign is wood, with an arrow painted in loopy hand. Soon Eric appears in a golf cart with snow tires to ferry your gear. Together you walk along a snowy path to the saloon, where you shed boots and hats and jackets at a long bench in the entryway, and he offers you a drink at the bar where Butch Cassidy carved his name. The beer taps are silver, embossed with a simple D, and the wine is Dunton’s own, made from grapes harvested and pressed at Sutcliffe Winery’s Down Valley. A couple of other guests are playing Bananagrams at a low zinc coffee table. The ceiling is shiny pressed tin, and a fire throws off heat from an enormous enclosed fireplace in the center of the room. You feel like you might be home—if your home is an impeccably restored 19th-century ghost town deep in the Colorado backcountry.

Guests at Dunton stay in historic mining cabins that range from homey one-room nooks to three-bedroom, two-story houses. They all have names, some in honor of the miners who built them (Bjoerkman’s), others (Dunton Store) for the purpose they once served. From the outside, the cabins at Dunton look just as they did 120 years ago: weathered planks, paned windows, and steep roofs to shed the snow. Inside, they’re pure Americana—Pendleton blankets, Navajo rugs—done up in the kind of thoughtful rusticity that manages to be both simple and super luxe at the same time. Because ostensibly we were here to camp, we’d reserved Christy’s Tent, a canvas-walled cabin that was put up last fall as a prototype of Dunton’s newest project: a luxury fishing camp that’s slated to open a few miles downstream in June.

I knew it’d be a stretch to call what we were about to do “camping,” and sure enough, when Eric asked, “Shall I show you to your tent?” as I sipped my wine and nibbled wasabi almonds, his words hung in the air like a trick question. Behind us, a long farm table was set for a proper three-course dinner—pheasant, we were told. Eric led us outside, looping us through the old town, past log buildings set back from the path. Ahead, I could see the white walls of Christy’s glowing yellow lantern. Through the canvas, silhouettes were visible—the tall outline of a bed, a chair. Tent-like! Only lavishly furnished. The beamed roof was covered in six inches of snow. In the black night, the tent was about the most welcoming sight I’d ever seen.

Inside, an enormous wrought-iron bed seemed to float in the middle of the room, a kilim rug lay across the wood planks, and a gas stove flickered in the corner. Most tents do not have a full attached bath with slate shower, double old-fashioned vanity, and designer bath products from London. Christy’s did. Two huge stuffed ponies sat propped on a dresser at the foot of the bed. “Take me home with you!” a note implored. Pippa took one look around and cried, “This isn’t a tent! It’s a cabin!”

Semantics. What it was was perfect. We unpacked, then headed back to the saloon for dinner. There’s one seating a night at the fashionably late hour of 7:30, and guests eat together at the table, including the kids, who were served miniature versions of our meals: tomato basil soup and grilled pheasant over wild rice. Dunton’s owners raised their two teenage boys here during summers and extended family vacations, so the place is attuned to children without condescending to them, fancy without being fussy. There are no menus, no checks, no waiters or kids meals or plastic plates, no concierge, bellmen, room service. Nothing to come between you and why you came: to play outside, eat organic made-from-scratch meals, soak in the mineral springs, and be part of something wild, at least for a little while.

The kids barely made it through dinner, but our four fellow guests, two couples from Vail, couldn’t have been nicer about their fatigue-induced antics. Afterwards, we put them to bed in the tent—Pippa on a roll-away bed, Maisy in a portable crib in the cavernous bathroom—then sat outside on the front porch ‘til we were sure they’d fallen asleep. It wasn’t all that different from car camping, when we’d sit by the fire reading and talking by headlamp under the stars. Only this time, after a few minutes, we snuck off to the bathhouse, a hundred yards across the snowy field, for a quick soak before bed.

You might come to Dunton with grand ambitions to cross-country ski, snowshoe, or climb a 14er, but the hot springs will suck you in. Other, more strenuous adventures suddenly become things you have to squeeze in between soakings. There are two communal pools at Dunton—one inside the rough-hewn bathhouse, a steamy rectangle that borders on scorching at 105 degrees, next to which is a deep Japanese-style cold plunge. The second is a misshapen oval, three feet deep and just outside, that usually hovers around 102. The water in both is odorless and dark brown, the color of a desert flash flood; so thick with magnesium and iron you can’t see your feet. Steve and I and the girls spent all weekend dashing between the two. The outdoor pool was natural and sublime, under the stars and snow-clumped fir trees. The girls did laps on a makeshift slide made out of shiny plastic foil spread on the ground beside the pool, climbing up the rocky side, belly flopping onto the snow, hoisting their wet-weasel bodies onto the slide, and slipping their feet into the water.

Even with its thin canvas walls, our tent stayed a toasty 70 degrees all night, and when we woke in the morning, it was snowing lightly. A storm had moved in that would stay the weekend, dropping nearly a foot of heavy, wet snow before it was done. We wandered over for breakfast—homemade granola, eggs to order, 24/7 lattes from the espresso machine—then geared up for a morning ski with the girls. Pippa and I had brought out own gear, but Steve borrowed a Nordic setup from Dunton’s stash of loaners, and we set out to ski north up the forest road. It was only Pippa’s second time out on skinny skis, and she kicked and shuffled along behind us while Maisy rode in the pack on Steve’s back.

Within minutes, they were already raiding my pockets for snacks. It was snowing heavily now, and below us the cabins at Dunton fanned out across the valley, smoke wafting from chimneys, roofs gathering snow. It was too charming a scene for Pippa to resist; we had barely gone 200 yards, but Steve selflessly volunteered to take them back for a soak while I skied on into the storm. A half a mile away, the road split, and I took the unplowed right fork, startling an eagle atop a fir. It was silent and lovely and as happy as I was to have an hour’s ski to myself, I was also antsy to get back and join my family for a swim. Motherhood in a nutshell. By the time I found them in the bathhouse, steamy and all smiles, I was nearly as soaked as they, so I changed into my suit and slid in beside them, and we pool-hopped until Eric rang the bell for lunch: carrot ginger soup, stir-fry with prawns, and apple brown betty for desert.

I’d made it to the 24-hour mark without checking email, Facebook, or Twitter. I wasn’t even sure where my phone was—somewhere in the tent, probably, turned off. Whatever withdrawal symptoms I was going to have, I figured I’d already had them, and the idea of logging on now was officially repulsive. Even Pippa was so enthralled with Dunton that she forgot to beg for a movie at rest time. While Maisy napped in our tent and Steve skied, she and I took our book and notebooks to the library, a cozy cabin next door to our tent that the owner had built as a wedding present for his wife. I lit a fire in the fireplace and we snugged up together on the small couch, reading and drawing while the snow kept piling up.

This was our program for the rest of the weekend at Dunton: play in the snow, soak, eat ’til we were stuffed, soak again. After dinner, Eric lit a bonfire out front and we all stood around in the driving snow, pelting each other with snowballs as the fire crackled and threw off sparks. The girls stayed up too late again, and crashed hard—just like they always do when we camp. In the morning, Pip and I crept out while Steve and Maisy slept to do yoga next door in the spa. After breakfast, we borrowed sleds and laid a steep, fast track on the hill beside the owner’s house. The sun came out and the trees shrugged the snow off their branches while we did did laps on our sleds, careening downhill, flipping, flailing off track, until we had to tear the girls away. There was just enough time for one last soak.

That afternoon, after we’d said our reluctant goodbyes, vowed to return, and headed south for the long drive down valley, I took stock of the trip. We’d slept in a tent and had a bonfire. We swam outside day and night. We sledded and skied and went to bed windburned and exhausted. We didn’t check email or surf the Web, send bills or update Twitter. Sure, we were served grilled pheasant on fine Austrian tableware, enjoyed hot showers in our own bathroom, and drank lattes for breakfast. But we’d been together, outside, in nature. Dunton might have been fancy, but you could still call it camping. Or at least I could.

During the drive home and all that evening back in Santa Fe, I kept my phone switched off. My ear was still ringing, but I was so relaxed I no longer really cared. Once again, camping was the cure. And now I understood something else: We don’t always have to leave town to disconnect and unwind. Whenever we feel like it, we can unplug our cell phones, hide the computer, and “camp” right here at home. Maybe we’ll try that one of these weekends. After our Feburary hut trip, of course.

It wasn’t until Monday morning that I finally turned on my phone. I hadn’t missed a thing.